Al Negator

Bucky O'Hare

Bad Guys

Hasbro

07285

1990

4.50

Name: Al Negator
Species / Rating: A.K.A. Sssid the Sleazosaur. Mercenary for hire.
Weapons of Choice: Satun-Night-Special Rocket Launchers and Microwave Brain Baker

Sleazosaurs are the hostile underachievers of the Aniverse. Although they have a relatively large brain-pan (roughly twice the size of the average Toad's), they prefer to use their superior cogitative powers to formulate novel robberies and swindles instead of thinking up practical things for the betterment of their fellow creatures. If they can't get what they want from you by wile or guile, they'll simply shred you into tiny pieces with their razor-sharp teeth!

Luckily for the rest of sentient protoplasm, Sleazosaurs are impossible to organize into any sort of unified force since it is unlikely to keep them from stealing from each other. In fact, a Sleazosaur is most easily trapped using bait in the form of a Sleazosaur pocket. Sleazosaurs must constantly engage in criminal activity or their unstable genetic systems will degenerate into more primitive life forms, such as intergalactic lawyers and politicians. They are known to frequent radioactive Heavy Metal Clubs, Lizard lounges, and shopping mall parking lots.