Henchrat

Earthworm Jim (Re:Play!)

Basic Series

Re:Play!

30607

2002

The Most Gruesome Twosome Anywhere!

Henchrat and Evil the Cat's Diabolical Weapons & Accessories:
Spring-loaded Cheese-squeeze Gun and Cheese Grenade, Double Cheese Shoulder Gun, Cut-the-Cheese Knife

Let me out of here - now! Do you understand who you're holding? I am Evil the Cat - from the Planet Heck. Darkness bows down to me. And now I command you to help me in my quest to bring the universe to its knees. Ah, but first, I must punish my foolish servant, Henchrat, for snacking on my acid furball collection again. Take that, you idiotic moron! "Me sorry, boss! Me not want to get in way of annihilating universe." Shut up! Get out of my package, you mindless rodent lackey! What!? A blister seal? A minor setback. Listen to me, Henchrat, as soon as I figure this out, I want you to help me destroy that forsaken chunk of spacedust known as Earth. You will utilize the Spring-loaded Cheese-Squeeze Gun with Cheese Grenade. Remember to avoid Earthworm Jim - last time that annelid absorbed a cheese blast in his shorts. Curse those Elastic waist bands! This time, I won't take a chance: we'll equip you with the Double Cheese Shoulder Gun. Only Earthworm Jim holding a giant cracker could foil my plan! Perhaps I shall conjure up a perfectly loathsome spell to flush the universe down the evolutionary drain. Let's see, where's my book of incantations? Egads! Is that a cow? FWUMP! Another... minor... setback.